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23

Jul

cracked:

Dr. Claw is the real Inspector Gadget. The main character is actually a robot duplicate of the man Claw once was, who was driven insane by an accident and now wants to destroy the machine that replaced him. … There are a lot of things that the show never bothered to explain, and this theory covers them better than the crappy live-action movie ever did. For starters, why does Gadget have robot parts? It seems unlikely that he would have been chosen for some sort of police-enhancing program, considering that he’s a total moron and all. No, there had to be some sort of tragic accident in his past, but he doesn’t seem to remember it. Then there’s Dr. Claw: Not only do we never see his face in the show (the action figure that revealed it came out years after the show had gone off the air), but the only thing we see is his metal hand, almost like an artificial limb. Also, his voice sounds like someone fellating a garbage disposal — it’s pretty obvious that Claw was involved in some sort of accident, too. Coincidence? We think not.
The 42 Most Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories Ever Found

cracked:

Dr. Claw is the real Inspector Gadget. The main character is actually a robot duplicate of the man Claw once was, who was driven insane by an accident and now wants to destroy the machine that replaced him. … There are a lot of things that the show never bothered to explain, and this theory covers them better than the crappy live-action movie ever did. For starters, why does Gadget have robot parts? It seems unlikely that he would have been chosen for some sort of police-enhancing program, considering that he’s a total moron and all. No, there had to be some sort of tragic accident in his past, but he doesn’t seem to remember it. Then there’s Dr. Claw: Not only do we never see his face in the show (the action figure that revealed it came out years after the show had gone off the air), but the only thing we see is his metal hand, almost like an artificial limb. Also, his voice sounds like someone fellating a garbage disposal — it’s pretty obvious that Claw was involved in some sort of accident, too. Coincidence? We think not.

The 42 Most Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories Ever Found

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Bastids be like #IGotTheMunchies #HappyLittleTrees #bastidlife #KingShit #culinaryart #NowWeFeast (at BBVC Test Kitchen)

#captainbastid #ceo #BBVC #IAMTHECAPTAIN #bastidlife #vaderbaked #rappersdoingnormalshit #RapGameDrClaw #DrunkenSmiles #happylittletrees #LoveYourLife #letsgobelegends  (at The Bastid’s Roost (Thot Theater))

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It’s time #LightenUp #MyBuddy and meeee! #bastidlife #420 #bastidbong #happylittletrees #VaderBaked  (at The Bastid’s Roost (Thot Theater))

It’s time #LightenUp #MyBuddy and meeee! #bastidlife #420 #bastidbong #happylittletrees #VaderBaked (at The Bastid’s Roost (Thot Theater))

22

Jul

It’s time #toolkit #beerme #bascot #raphael #EJ #Brandy #RedHook #LongHammer #IPA #Leinenkugel #SummerShandy #4TheHardWay #Oneofthosedays #bastidlife  (at The Inferno)

It’s time #toolkit #beerme #bascot #raphael #EJ #Brandy #RedHook #LongHammer #IPA #Leinenkugel #SummerShandy #4TheHardWay #Oneofthosedays #bastidlife (at The Inferno)

21

Jul

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whimsicallydepressed:

Girl Scout Cookie

whimsicallydepressed:

Girl Scout Cookie

tylerboutte:

Lifes good

tylerboutte:

Lifes good

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Smoked out  💭

3456954623594:

Smoked out 💭

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